The Purina Diet
I have a Curly Coated Retriever and I was buying a large bag of Purina dog biscuits at
New World and was in a line at the check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that
no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably
shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital the last time, but I
did lose 20kg before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes
coming out of most of my orifices and Iv's in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way
that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina biscuits and
simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry, the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. Practically
everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly
a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital because I had
been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the
street licking my balls and a car hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so
hard as he staggered out the door.......
posted by Jessejames @ 1:14 PM
6 Comments:
You are TOO NAUGHTY!! LOL
OMG, I can't believe you managed to finish the conversation,.... some people will believe anything. You are so much braver than I am, do you know how many times I want to reply with that sort of comment!
Just reading this too Luke got to the bit about sitting in the street and couldn't get the words out I was laughing so much.
Brilliant!
tooo funny!
I don't know how you could come up with this story so quickly!
Only because a friend did it and dared me to do it. It was not my idea ... still had fun. Perhaps I could try it at different supermarkets around the country !
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